Have you seen these clowns carrying the pint-sized water bottles?

That is like two freaking sips - if that. What is next? A dropper? What about only a freaking image of a drop of water? On another freaking extreme are clowns holding these HUGE water containers meant to last till Judgement Day. What is next? An perpetually inserted hose? How freaking far are you freaking going from civilization that you have to head to such freaking serious? Geeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!

Link: [Soccer Live] Qingdao Jonoon - Guangzhou Evergrande FC